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... hand. And when I am laying on my back, I lay it on my heart. This is a discipline I have practiced for 30 years. And no matter how fluent, the whole process is rather funny sometimes. Sometimes I fall back asleep thinking about what I just heard, but forget to record it. Sometimes I only dream I am recording it. Sometimes when I listen to type it in, my ...
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... then in a team discussion about when to start what. I wanted to be considerate of their time and workout because I knew my stuff was harder work and they wouldn't be as sore doing the wiring. (Laughing, another quickened typo I again wrote writing.) INTERP: In the elections, the Lord has allowed the votes of men to overrule His own will for His people when it comes to government. This ...
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... impression of my lovely wedding photo, the way I was 37 years ago, which is a far stretch from what I look like today. I also had an impression of my maid of honor reading this and laughing, because she totally understood the battle scars of life and what it is like to grow old(er) and change! HEARD: You arent ugly to Me. I don't see your spots and blemishes ...
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... store. She didn't know what I meant so I explained that they were rounded oddly shaped little pieces of cheese that melted awesomely and it felt like your teeth were squeaky clean when you ate them because of their funny rubbery texture. They are really good melted on Triskets. I told her we used to call them squeaky cheese and buy them at the cheese factory on the coast. She immediately said, "Oh I ...
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... there and available, as I have experienced these times before! But when it comes to what is really important … . It's receiving His deeply needed and relevant Word that is important to each of us. JOYOUS LAUGH: I have just stopped and paused from writing this to check my emails. I have heard from Tao, and he says: "I didn't receive much today. I saw a tiny and insignificant object ...
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... closer, I saw that he looked to be running in place. Finally as I drove by him, I saw that he had his car door open and he was jumping rope right there. I began to laugh because one of the ways God speaks is through Word puns.. Here he stopped at a REST STOP and the moment he got out of the car, he started exercising. That is me in the spirit ...
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... Fellowship divine. I love her. == == == = RHEMA 10/18/10 THE JOY OF HAVING YOU HERE HEARD: Fellowship. The joy of having you here. To see you laugh brings Me delight. It lights up my whole world. HEARD: I am in love with you. Can we talk? Wait for Me. == == == = RHEMA 10/23 ...
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... it to the stool.. It was SO darling to see her do this! It only took a couple of seconds and she figured it out and pulled the stool down onto the floor and stepped up. I laughed with delight at her discovery. Later, she wanted a snack and so I put the stool down in front of her high chair. She knows if she at least tries, Grammy will put her hand ...
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... be a bed issue. When I asked Him for wisdom, I got the most precious picture: Pix: I saw my white Polar Bear laying flat on His back with His round belly poking out. I laughed when I saw His tummy! It was such a precious way to answer my prayer. I have had to be on prednisone for a year now and the medical side effects are fat deposits in the upper ...
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... to do right now. [Duck there is a big ball coming] 3. I knew what I would be doing immediately after. [Go OUCH! I didn't duck in time.] She was being funny, however she had NO idea how strongly it hit me between the eyes as His Word! Lately I have been dealing with reluctance in hearing the Lord about a certain issue. RHEMA 8/06/ ...
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... the bed, and went out in the presence of them all, so that all were amazed and glorified God, saying, "We never saw anything like this!" DROVE TO THE CONFERENCE I had a funny Word pun as I was driving down to the conference.. You know the scripture, Rise, take up your bed and walk??? It came to me, that going to the conference (since it ...
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... builders to buy hewn stone and timber for beams, and to floor the houses which the kings of Judah had destroyed. And the men did the work faithfully. UPDATE CONFIRMATION 12/09/07: So funny! I have felt led to put ISBN numbers on the best of my books and get them onto the internet and in the process feel led to update and reorganize some of them with interesting stories, and ...
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... the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD and against His Anointed, saying, "Let us break their bonds in pieces and cast away Their cords from us." He who sits in the heavens shall laugh; The LORD shall hold them in derision. Then He shall speak to them in His wrath, and distress them in His deep displeasure: "Yet I have set My King On My holy hill of ...
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... I still can't do that. He's finding out how to live. Finding health every day. Exchange. It's a balanced way of living. Try it. A little here, a little there. Walk and laugh and cry. Its a time to enjoy. I can feel. WORD TO PONDER: OVERCOMING DESPAIR 3/27/07 My beloved child, when your soul is in utter anguish, I have not ...
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... == == = QUICKENED SCRIPTURE The Lord speaks to me in parabolic language and He knows I love that stuff. (smile) When I was asking Him why the garden hoe, He brought back a funny memory. I know 2 pastors, who after being touched by renewal, would say "Ho!" when His Spirit came upon them. It was quickened to them both that the following scripture was somehow ...
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... . Vision. QUICKENED FINGER: I experienced an involuntary prophetic gesture while laying in bed. I "doubled clicked" (like clicking the mouse on the computer) with my finger directly positioned at my eye. FUNNY! == == == == == == HEARD 3/11/02: Be not afraid, only believe. I kept you. HEARD: The angels told me. Preserve ...
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... laying on my side, with my head on my pillow, and my hand resting upon my cheek. HEARD: Pillow talk. Resting beside you. Where I belong. On that side too. [I laughed out loud! I had just turned over on my other side in bed with my hand in the same exact position! How precious He is!] HEARD: Inside of you. I wait every day ...
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... who grew to be 5 stories tall, and they were trying to catch him before he hurt himself or others. Finally after unsuccessful attempts they decided to enlarge the Mother. She grew HUGE. It was very funny to me. I saw the parable as she approached the helicopter that was trying to dart tranquilizer guns at her son. You could just see her one eye as she peered into the copter. She said ...
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... . He was measuring the thickness or depth of the place where I type at the keyboard or play keys on the piano. They had been thoroughly flattened and made low with use. I think that is very funny! Since 1984 I have been typing non stop and before that, I played piano non stop!! God has a wonderful sense of humor and He loves to speak to us with tongue in cheek with ...
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... usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 1/16/03 BLESSINGS COMING WORD: Someone emailed me and said, "Be being blessed and being a blessing." About 5 minutes later I HEARD: Blessedamony. I laughed thinking that was the Lord's knew Word pun for testimony, which comes out of having tests. But then I also remembered that someone had said the above a few minutes earlier. WORD TO PONDER TESTIMONY TURNS ...
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... [We are too big and He is too small, it needs to be the other way around] PARABLE: I accidentally pushed the flat button on my automatic bed and it went down to flat position. Funny! Isa 40:4-5 KJV Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain: 5 And the ...
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... in Him. I also thought He had a wonderful sense of humor to find such an interesting confirmation for getting me to change my eating habits. I am doing much better now and having vegies every day. HILARIOUS CONFIRMATION: As I went into the dentist and sat in the chair, I was still thinking about eating vegies. Hanging on the wall I read: QUICKENED SIGN: "Open thy mouth and I will ...
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... was just listening to the Lord and it was washing through one ear and out the other. Then I got the following vision! VISION: I saw my hand pushing the recorder button on. [That was funny, He was reminding me to turn on my mini recorder as He had something important to say!! I learned a long time ago that most would be lost and forgotten without the discipline of writing it ...
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... heard about the 11:11 message, we had a fun confirmation to the above story. My son said, "Hey look!!! Our clock says 11:11!!!" I started laughing, and said, "I gotta write this down!" Knowing nothing about 11:11, he asked me, "Why? Is that another parable?" (I am always noticing allegorical parables ...
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... RHEMA 2/6 /00: STAND UPRIGHT HEARD: Saying no to the enemy. And learning to stand. Upright. PIX: I saw my vacuum cleaner next to my blue chair. [This was funny, because after seeing the picture I realized it was an "UPRIGHT" vacuum cleaner and it was standing. They call these kind of vacuum cleaners standing uprights. I have had past rhema about my using ...
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... a • (bullet) and the sentence said, "The you B's are the BE yourself." HEARD: The Lord's answer. Freebie, that's another one. COMMENT: Free "B " is so funny! WORD TO PONDER 3/7 /97 THE LETTER B The letter B. It is a parable of what I want to you be. The you B's are the be yourself B's. And the ...
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... and over. Finally I grew so tired to if, I rebuked it. At that moment, I suddenly realized it was the Lord as it connected with the dream I'd had before waking! He is so funny with His riddle speech and mysteries. I love them. SONG: "Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't." Song 6:10-11 NKJV ...
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... /99 INTIMACY STRETCHED TO NATIONS WITH GOD'S POWER HEARD: Stretch. Holy Spirit. You're gonna do just fine. You're gonna make it. Don't be afraid. I AM there with you. [This was funny. When I heard stretch, I heard it like, "Strrrrrrrrrretch." I had the impression of a balloon stretching.] VISION: I saw stadium lights were all being lined up and being prepared ...
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... . I feel content and know if He answers it, that it will truly be a very special gift to my heart's desire. RHEMA 4/7 /96 ANSWER TO THE FLEECE: The Lord did some funny things this morning. Last night before I went to bed I typed my fleece. Note the sentence, "Fleeces should be used very sparingly as it puts the Lord in a box" . Anna called ...
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... when You want!! HEARD: I will reward you. A precious child. I will tell you. HE TOLD ME! I went to facebook and this popped out at me! Oh Lord You are HILARIOUS. Your love for me is amazing. Simply Wow. 3/01/20: DECISION Daddy loves you. A valiant daughter. Do not be afraid. Value. You have great value sweet one ...
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... little dashhound I had seen tonight on facebook! There was a little dash hound running as fast as his little legs would carry him. He had about a 7 foot long stick in his mouth and it was hilarious to see him carry and run with it! 5/18/19 CONFIRMATION TIRZAH – BACK FROM THE DEAD! Today Tirzah posted this graphic that she entitled, Back from the dead! CONFIRMATION 5/ ...
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... reading the following rhema, I opened up another APP that also has my rhema in it which reads it in a different format. I heard page 63, and having no idea what it would be, I laughed when it was the same exact rhema! The Lord surely made His point! Here is that rhema! 1/14/18 TAKE TIME TO BE STILL BEFORE HIM How you watch. Yes it's important ...
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... ! 3/10/19 DELIVERED FROM HE WHO PUFFS! Lord thank You SO MUCH for helping me break through! I am so grateful. HEARD: Rodger that, Over and out. He is so funny! I have been calling and calling out for His delivering angels to take me away from he who puffs! I have been calling for His helicopter angels. Psalm 34:17 The righteous cry, and ...
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... were all at different stages of making destiny decisions about entering the Olympics. They were assigned different helpers to help them make their decisions. One person suddenly decided she wanted to enter after having previously quit. I laughed because of her sudden unexpected change that appeared impulsive. But suddenly a great sorrow filled my heart because I understood there were people in the room that would choose to say no and I understood the great regret ...
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... to your old age I am he; and even to gray hairs will I carry you: I have made, and I will bear; even I will carry, and will deliver you. CLICK HERE FOR FUNNY LUGGAGE STORY ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Words from the The Quickened Word are excerpts from the journals of Sandy Warner. To better understand how God speaks, read ...
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... his one ear. It was like a megaphone. The Lord would say one sentence and stop each time. Wayne was hearing it in the real and I was hearing it in His still small voice. I laughed when Wayne shared that the Lord would speak one sentence at a time with me because when the Lord speaks to me, it is always a phrase at a time so I can either record it in my ...
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... spirit. When I got to the top of his spine, the demons bubbled up and out. He rejoiced and sang the old Alka Seltzer ad, "OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!" We all laughed with joy as it was very apparent on his face and demeanor how different he felt! Alka Sletzer makes bubbles in the tummy and helps someone burp. It often brings relief of bloating and nausea. I ...
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... white water and I saw their backs as they were moving in the boat. Suddenly the boat turned around and looked at me. They were all smiling hugely and they all waved at me. They were all laughing at me as I said, "You guys! You are too much!!!" I knew we would be following them down the chute of white water. CONFIRMATION 9/15/16: ...
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... WALK Fellowship. Yes, with heaven. I saw a pair of yellow sandals that were closed toes and they were made of the same yellow armor material the angel has on. Please put this on. I laughed at the CLOSED toe sandal to protect my toes! I stubbed my same 3rd left toe twice within 2 weeks. Transformed. Adult. I saw some lines being drawn at right angles. They looked like ...
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... feel daunting. If this happens to you, here are some ideas on what to do with the first page: Write a list of wishes Leave it blank Write a list of things you are grateful for I laughed when I read, "LEAVE IT BLANK" as that is exactly what I had done with my new notebook! I left the first page blank because I was so intimidated! I practiced doing totally different ...
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... cubby holes, and places to put things in desks, walls, everywhere! When I saw the room I threw up my hands exclaiming, OH I LOVE ORDER! I LOVE ORGANIZATION! The angels smiled and laughed at my pure joy. One day as I was pondering that vision, God reminded me that when He created the earth, the Bible tells us that it was without form and void. In the original ...
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... are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked bears rule, the people mourn. 11/8 /03 CROWN VISION I was having lunch with a prophetic friend and she looked startled and started laughing. I had just stood up to get a napkin and sat back down again. In the process, she saw a vision of a crown suspended in the air above my head. When I stood up ...
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... new heart, one that can feel again. Your heart is tender and compassionate, having gone through the school of suffering. Now enjoy each moment, here a tear, there a smile. Walk, and laugh and enjoy your journey towards health. Find health every day. Matt 23:4-5 NKJV For they bind heavy burdens , hard to bear, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not ...
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... It is totally normal and the older they get and longer they go without checking in. In school I learned they even have stats and research as to how many minutes they spend away before checking in! Wayne laughed and said, "God are You still there?" Then I joked, "OK, Bye!" I pondered how sad God feels about us checking out. We approach Him and ask Him something ...
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... had already been cooked in the microwave. HEARD: What happened to you? It is such a relief, as it was such a disaster before and now everything is aligned. VISION: I saw a very funny looking hobo angel. He was dressed exactly like a hobo except that he was all clean and his face was glowing with love and joy. I knew he was looking for runaways. HEARD: He's searching ...
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... People Bubbles * Popping Bubbles * and more! POSTS ON BUBBLES OF THE LORD [Lord what are You saying about the bubbles?] HEARD: Follow the bubbles! REVELATION: Ah HAH! Now I am laughing! You would think I would have "got" it the first moment I saw the bubbles pop on my screen, but sometimes the Lord hides Himself until after the process, like on the road to ...
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... that which is planted; 3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; 4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; 5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from ...
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... up the left pillar and called its name Boaz [in strength] . On the tops of the pillars was lily work [design] . So the work of the pillars was finished. CONFIRMATION: I am laughing with joy. When I wrote the above Word to Ponder where I said the Lord was planting pillars as monuments in our gardens.. I knew it was true, and I could sense them planted like gazebos. ...
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... is awesome!! I promise you as this email came through on my phone this morning I literally was, in that second, looking at my desk at the office thinking how cluttered it was! I honestly laughed out loud and just shook my head when I read the title! Yes, Lord I agree time to de-clutter!!! CONFIRMATION: This morning I posted the following on Facebook, and my FB posts ...
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... they knew who a real Christian was. Then he started to list things that a real Christian is NOT. Finally he said: "A Christian is someone who is BANANAS for Jesus!" I couldn't stop laughing! ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Words from the The Quickened Word are excerpts from the journals of Sandy Warner. To better understand how God speaks, read Sandy's ...
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... this matter is your responsibility. We also are with you. Be of good courage, and do it." Josh 6:5 NKJV And the people shall go up every man straight before him." FUNNY CONFIRMATION EYE GLANCE! I just posted the above Word to the QW Roundtable and then posted the link to Facebook. I had also inserted the following Word to Ponder in my journal under the rhema because I ...
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... God was telling me today. I was cleaning out cabinets and the Lord told me, "When you get rid of some stuff, I can give you more." eeek!" SANDY: I am laughing. I just got an error message on my data search engine. Allowed memory size of 67108864 bytes is exhausted.. They are recommending that I increase the memory. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ...
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... the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD and against His Anointed, saying, "Let us break their bonds in pieces and cast away Their cords from us." He who sits in the heavens shall laugh; The LORD shall hold them in derision. Then He shall speak to them in His wrath, and distress them in His deep displeasure: "Yet I have set My King On My holy hill of ...
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... . Do not fear your future for I am already opening your eyes in how to see (TRUMPET BLAST) beyond the intercession. I already have the messages you need at the intersection." NOTE: I laughed outloud and was very startled when I heard the trumpet blast! I had the live webstream plugged into the house speakers and my mini recorder was taping this section. I had hit a key on the computer ...
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... deep roots, I continued to have the impression of the deep tap roots of a tree. I was wondering exactly how one grows deeper roots. And He led me to the above ideas through scripture. I laughed out loud when I saw that I had typed joyful tips, instead of joyful lips! PRESCRIBED TIMES OF MEETING ME 1/13/07 Just as I met with Adam in the coolness of the day ...
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... an hallucination from hell — though the temptation was almost irresistible — and that the battle was real. It was imperative that I remain on the train track. I rejected their invitation and heard them mock me, laughing and saying, "You don't know what you're missing!" At last I saw a speck of light in the distance — and asked God what it signified. He replied in a comforting, reassuring tone ...
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... HEARD 4/19/08: Everybody's family. VISION: I saw a wheelbarrow. It had people inside and they were crossing over the Jordan river. HEARD: I will carry you. And you shall laugh with joy to see the other side of the river. Crossing over in stages. HEARD: Release you. Landed. Join the party. The door opens. Favor. My favor is upon you. ...
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... who have sown in tears shall reap in joy. Their tears are seed for sowing and they shall come once again with great rejoicing, bringing their bountiful harvest with them. Rejoicing in dance and song, their laughing feet shall carry them into a new day. Jer 31:3-4 NKJV The Lord has appeared of old to me, saying: "Yes, I have loved you with an everlasting love; Therefore with ...
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... might nor by power, but by My Spirit, ' Says the Lord of hosts. ANOTHER CONFIRMATION TODAY! I had been searching for RSS software and today I received a notice from one of them. I laughed when I read the note, I knew it was the Lord! "Yesterday you signed up to try our RSS. In case you misplaced it the login username and password are Username: Horse Password: ...
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... : Let's see, your destiny is.. [I waited with bated breath to hear what the Lord was going to add to this!] HEARD: A fulfillment of all that I have promised. [I laughed out loud. I was so surprised, wondering what He could possibly say. Only the Lord could come up with something so simple and profound!] WAYNE CONFIRMATION: He told me that he read Steven ...
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... where this chair was going, it was heading to main street in our town, but there was no steering wheel, and it was moving, but totally out of my control. It was just such a funny picture, can't remember exactly when I had this dream. When I spend time with Jesus at times I experience being so filled with His love, that I can feel His love for those around me. ...
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... FaithIsAction.htm .htm Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 10/24/09 RIVER OF LIFE WASHES AWAY THE GIANTS WAYNE'S DREAM: Wayne had a funny and encouraging dream. He was looking at 2 giants whose waist came to the gutters of a 2 story home. There was a doctor there and Wayne was not sure what he was doing, but he was taking something off the gutters. It ...
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... decided I was tired and wanted to stop swinging. HEARD: You landed on your feet. My daughter. IMPRESSION: I had the impression of jumping off the swing in the middle of a push. I laughed out loud that suddenly He really was there in the midst of my day dream of swinging! . Then suddenly I GOT it. He had inspired the day dream about the swinging in the first place! ...
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... behind. Thanks Mom. Trust me, a balancing act. Future how you do it. A little at a time, not all at once. Not a day late, perfect. Grocery store. We're laughing. Medicine, 75% better. Wings. He's carrying me. WORD TO PONDER: WHEN YOU FALL OFF YOUR HORSE 7/06/06 Hey Beloved, I know it is hard to fall of ...
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... pluck what is planted; 3 A time to kill, And a time to heal; A time to break down, And a time to build up; 4 A time to weep, And a time to laugh; A time to mourn, And a time to dance; 5 A time to cast away stones, And a time to gather stones; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing ...
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... until I suddenly realize God is still talking to me! Sometimes I will get a picture of me writing something I have heard down. One time I even heard the beep in my mini microphone, and I laughed and apologized to the Lord for wandering when He was talking. In all of these, He was reminding me to record what He was saying. Using a mini voice recorder. After recording, then later ...
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... one with a lot of patience and sincerity. As I listened to him, I knew English was not his normal language because he spoke with a deep accent. When I came out of the vision, I laughed delightedly because I remembered his size, his face, his kindness, the depth and accent of his voice. But I didnt remember one question I asked him or any of his answers. That is SO ...
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... it's a good day. I feel good. I know I am doing the right thing. It's keeping me. Beary happy. News for you, the water's flowing. And beary wealthy ever after. Beary funny. HEARD SONG: I sing because I'm happy. I sing because I'm free. For His eye is on the sparrow, and I know He watches over me. WORD TO PONDER: SIMPLIFY YOUR RESOURCES ...
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... time to pluck what is planted; A time to kill, And a time to heal; A time to break down, And a time to build up; A time to weep, And a time to laugh; A time to mourn, And a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, And a time to gather stones; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; ...
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... me but also feeling the same thing I was. We were in the same vessel but I hadn't really swallowed that when it came to applying His guidance to make decisions and share. I once had a very funny experience swallowing how close He really is. The following is an excerpt from my journal: "I had an interesting thing happen to me last night. I have not given much thought to the fear of ...
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... After I sent out yesterday's Day of Atonement message about the year 2008 , I said, "Lord You never did give me a color for the year." Then this morning at church I received the most hilarious Word, and only God can talk this way! HEARD: Asparagus! QUICKENED COLORS: Before I had time to roll my eyes and wonder what on earth (or heaven) He was talking about, ...
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... hand on the door handle and the old man in the car was very alarmed and turned sharply to him. This astounded Wayne and Wayne quickly apologized that he had the wrong car. Both of them saw me laughing and so they grinned and it was OK. Later we went to Costco and when I was getting out of the car, the red rig that was parked directly in front of us started blaring its alarm ...
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... puzzle to Sandy. After the dream, in the morning, I received this e-mail from Sandy: "When I picked up the box at the PO, I shook it and heard that puzzle. I was laughing before I ever opened it. How can anyone disguise a puzzle? " == == == = TAO VISION (4 /11/07): I found out a box from a hidden ...
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... the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD and against His Anointed, saying, "Let us break Their bonds in pieces and cast away Their cords from us." He who sits in the heavens shall laugh; The LORD shall hold them in derision. ~~ Pharoah ~~ Ex 4:21 NKJV And the LORD said to Moses, "When you go back to Egypt, see that you do all ...
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... that I have ever known. Jesus Christ was the theme of their life. They continued and it seemed the days went by as I stood and beheld this sight. I could only cry, and sometimes I laughed. It was so wonderful as these people went throughout the face of the whole earth, bringing forth in this last end time. As I watched from the very heaven itself, there were times when great ...
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... had been talking to me once again about carrying children, and this was a really precious parable to me. So tonight I sealed the Mama and baby kangaroo with clear nail polish so it would be preserved! FUNNY BLOOPER! As I typed this in my journal, I just typed mail polish! ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Words from the The Quickened Word are excerpts from ...
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... . Watch the tide go in and out. … Now this is a good balance. My feathers are fine, how are yours? Ahhh, I can feel it. [Interp feathers: He is so funny! I have a saying about my feathers being rubbed the wrong way when things are out of whack!] == == == == == == HEARD 5/28/04 ...
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... forgave me! All my guilt is gone. Therefore, let all the godly confess their rebellion to you while there is time, that they may not drown in the floodwaters of judgment. CONFIRMATION: My friend laughed with joy when she read it that night in our motel. She said, "Thank you Lord for the confirmation of my praying through for the body of Christ. This surgery is worth it!" ...
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... Me carry you to the finish line. Well done, My servant. Thank you. Let's see what we can do for her. She's Mine. She will shine. My glory in her midst. I laugh with joy. As she discovers. VISION: I saw myself spreading my hands and then looking at my palms. HEARD: I AM with you says the Lord. New beginning. Effectively immediately. Now ...
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... tell us what to do, where to go and what to say. VISION: I saw a butterfly with its wings on a wall. Then I saw myself flapping my new wings like a butterfly. (funny!) == == == == == == PARABLE: Butterflies rest with their wings closed. == == == == == == CONCLUSION == = ...
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... the Lord was clearing plaque out of my brain. Something was sure going on up there! I still have such joy! HEARD: Perfect trust brings liberty. Frowns gone. Bubbles and bubbles. All heaven laughing. NOTE: Years ago the Lord told me He would lead me with His power upon my head. I have had many interesting experiences since then. "With the precious things of the earth and its ...
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... 14:26) So, I said that they would also be bringing several giant bubbles at least 3 to 4 feet wide. She was giggling delightfully at this. When I finished ministering to her she kept laughing and then told me that on the way to the workshop today, there were people blowing bubbles above her from the top of the overpass and her car was bombarded with bubbles. == == = ...
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... ) and they represent the generation of children that are sent to the streets with His anointing. POEM: GRANDMA ANNA HEARD: THE PARADE OF THE TEDDY BEAR Once upon the face of this land, Dwelt a funny, withered old man. His eyes got smaller and smaller Until he could barely see. Where is everybody? They looked like trees. Along came an east wind and touched the land. Into his eyes ...
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... scorpion? 13 If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those who ask Him!" It was funny to me, because when the Holy Spirit is upon someone they sometimes shake or tremble when prayed for. But I was the one praying and I was getting blessed! Ps 96:9 NKJV Oh, ...
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... My eye fell on the line, "Now Playing!" He was confirming my prayer request of this morning. I needed to make sure about the timing of graduation and asked for confirmation. He is so funny! I would have missed this blend of hearing Him, if I had not already been thoroughly confirmed in knowing that He speaks through our quickened eye glances, through our bloopers, and through unusual body movements ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com I AM COVERING MY MARTHAS WITH MY FEATHERS RHEMA 12/05/02 FUNNY VISION!!! Last night I wrote the following line to the prayer team: "God bless you all with peace and rest during this busy season of many Marthas running around trimming turkeys and trees. Hopefully the turkeys are not running around without their heads and the Marthas are not ...
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... told him how unusual it was to me that Jesus' eyes were closed. He said back to me, well what does closing the eyes usually mean? I said, "Blindness???" He laughed and said, "Last night I prayed many times for you that the LORD would pray for YOU, because you were so broken. It was a sign that Jesus was praying for you!" Ps ...
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... it's a road. How we hear, and then some. You teach us how to listen. How to interpret. Balancing act. It's quite a project. Rhema. So why am I so insecure? Laugh. Hesitant bull. Forerunner. A lot of dots. Connect them. You learned how to do it. Journey. She wants us to learn how. Kingdom fun. TIMELY CONFIRMATION: In the middle ...
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... the sign of a cross and walks about 20' away and watches. At that moment I had a very strong impression that the Lord was saying to me, "You ARE a sign." I was laughing with this since I had just been "marked" on my forehead as a sign! I was waving my hands all over in the air like, "No Lord, I WANT a sign." ...
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... . And God will generously provide all you need. Then you will always have everything you need and plenty left over to share with others." (2 Cor 9:6-9 NLT) The word cheerfully means hilariously prompt or willing. Can you imagine asking your child to do something, and they become so excited that they smile from ear to ear and jump in with two hands and two feet, until the task ...
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... . == == == = RHEMA 7/31/00 OILING OUR WINGS OF FAITH HEARD: To let you know. Check this out. Oil my wings. Enlargement. Blessed. Personal. FUNNY: Today Wayne told me to put fresh oil on after my bath. So I got out my big bottle of anointing oil and put it on my arms and hands. Then it spilled out on the ...
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... Through the Practical RHEMA 3/6 /00: TEACH MYSTICAL FROM RELEVANT EXAMPLES DREAM PIX: I saw a big eagle with the face of Bob Jones came into our office at the boring. BLOOPER: [Hilarious typo] It was supposed to be our office at church! I had in the clipboard memory of my computer, a phrase from the back of my Bible which says, "The day they finished the ...
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... the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD and against His anointed, saying, "Let us break their bonds in pieces and cast away their cords from us." He who sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision. Then He shall speak to them in His wrath, and distress them in His deep displeasure: "Yet I have set My king on My holy hill of ...
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... the corner by his bed and sat on top of his exercising machine. When Wayne turned on the fan, it went bonkers and swirled around his head and bed, diving aggressively towards him, and making him laugh. It was delightful play. James 1:17-18 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and comes down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow of ...
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... purse and has a bunch of buttons on it. If I forget to turn the button lock on, then when getting carted from my purse to wherever, I accidently take pictures. I have had some very funny pictures that I dont know where or when. But this one really amazed me. I have NO idea what it was, or where it came from. I have nothing in my purse, home or ...
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... night the Lord told me that the gold was a verification. Now connecting this piece with Bud's, I see the gold says, "You passed the course and this is your certification proving it." Another funny "Word" from the Lord happened a couple of years ago when I was walking at the mall. I became very tired, so I sat on a bench that happened to have a TV screen facing ...
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297. THUMPINGS
... under my breath while listening. Suddenly without warning and again involuntary, my hand started pounding upon my heart making loud thumping sounds. It was exactly on the statement that we hear His heart. GOD IS SO FUNNY WITH THESE PROPHETIC SIGNS!! WORD TO PONDER PROPHETIC GESTURES 6/10/99 My anointing dwells within and there are times when I will use My prophetic people as signs to point the way. Sometimes ...
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... in to rescue her. I felt so deeply loved after such intimidating experiences. I turned over with a smile and slept blissfully the rest of the night. The next morning I called Anna and she was joyfully laughing. She heard the Lord say, "I perceive guard duty is a bit too heavy!" The first words out of my mouth were, "DUH!!!!" That made her laugh ...
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... silver, nor brass in your purses, Nor scrip for your journey, neither two coats, neither shoes, nor yet staves: for the workman is worthy of his meat. (Math 10:9-10) HILARIOUS CONFIRMATION: As I was typing the above in I made a typo and spelled Working as "workgin" . As I right clicked on my mouse to bring up the speller and change it to working, ...
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... that the font was coming through accurately. I kept zooming in with the magnifying glass to be able to see it on the pdf file. I zoomed in and zoomed in and zoomed in. I just started laughing when I read the title of the Word to Ponder - It was the above Word to Ponder. :o ) ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Words from the ...
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