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... I want to go back to McDonalds." I thought this extraordinarily funny, as I was eating my cone in front of him and thought ... own. He doesn't like ice cream that much, so I was laughing and teasing him about it. But he told me very seriously that ... pregnant if he asks!" By this time I thought it was hilarious and was holding my tummy laughing. So we drive through and he ...
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... modern comic book when in 1935 he published the first one called Famous Funnies . [107] In 1939, he founded, with Jack Liebowitz ... with the form of operetta: "The audience for operetta wants to laugh beneath tears — and that is exactly what Jews have been doing for ... philosophers Jacques Derrida , Karl Popper , Emmanuel Levinas , Claude Lévi-Strauss , Hilary Putnam , Alfred Tarski , Ludwig Wittgenstein , A. J. Ayer ...
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... 2015 – The Angel Daniel May 2015 – The Merry-Go-Round April 2015 – The Mountain of Spices March 2015 – Angels of the Long "Hello" February 2015 – The Picnic Above January 2015 – Angels That Make Us Laugh December 2014 – The Angel Crystal Clear November 2014 – The Angel of The Fear Of The Lord October 2014 – The Angel Victory September 2014 – Angels That Work Together August 2014 – The First Vortex July 2014 ...
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... delegate people to help, and feed them. It hit me so funny, I started bowling over with laughter. There is nothing in the ... spending the entire day in bed seeking the Lord. I have not laughed like that for years and years and He poured out a hilarious stream ... laughter that would not stop. Afterwards I was radiating His peace tangibly in every cell of my body. I was SO blessed. Due to ...
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... garage shelf because you dont like the ringers." That hit my funny bone and I started laughing and laughing. The parable was SO funny ... me! I had the impression that the Lord was saying to me, you keep wanting to change your spiritual phone, because you dont like ... I have been arguing about!!! So God, in His hilarious and strange way, says to Pastor's wife, "What leg? ...
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... His still small voice say glory like that, and this was very funny!] Acts 1:4-8 NKJV And being assembled together with them ... violent voltage happened! This time it was so strong I began to laugh while I was being "wired" . Then it stopped and once ... my hands happened to be face down upon the mattress. This was hilarious! I heard the Lord say, "Shake, rattle and roll ...
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... ago." Anna & I burst out laughing, it was SO funny. Wayne had no idea why we were laughing. He thought she ... had an egg a while ago." Anna & I burst out laughing, it was SO funny. Wayne had no idea why we were ... . == == == == == == HILARIOUS UPDATE CONFIRMATION 5/29/05: From the other room, ...
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... www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 11/13/07 Time to Service Your Engine Soon FUNNY PARABLE: Sometimes the Lord gives us the gift of discernment and we ... whether it was too hot or too cold! Immediately I sputtered and laughed out loud. It was so hilarious to me and I knew God ... smiling at me. The following scripture was impressed on my heart: Rev 3:15-17 NKJV "I know your works, that you are ...
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... and the sound was a trumpet blast called Charge! It was so funny, the troops were sent! We both stopped and laughed during our ... time. Psalm 68:1 Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered: let them also that hate him flee before him. James ... angels all on your side. The armies of the living God. HILARIOUS! Last night just as Wayne spoke, Your shield encompass us, ...
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... exactly the same things I had tried. He didn't think it was funny at all. Finally, I decide to forget my husband having to ... shed in the dark, surrounded by purring kittens. I start to laugh. "OK Lord, You got me. Do you have anything ... ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com THE CALLY STORY The following hilarious and true story happened to me in 1994. The spiritual parable is ...
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... and shout, "FULL TIME MINISTER!!" It was SO funny, the Lord really was encouraging me. I dont know how many ... sermon. Even though I was so deeply tired, I was actually laughing and it felt SO good. I have not wanted to retire, ... who is to come." (Ps 71:17-18 NKJV) HILARIOUS: I just went on a temporary sabbatical on all the lists except ...
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... to a sign that read: "Interstate Batteries Sold Here." FUNNY EXPERIENCE: We have now pulled into the store called Batteries Plus. ... ." I was totally tickled at this and found the energy to laugh, then my eye went to the other side of the freeway at ... billboard. There was a picture of mother Teresa. The caption said, "Reaching beyond your limits with compassion." HEARD [after I ...
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... yet and was wondering how long it took for a normal recharge. FUNNY CONFIRMATION! I laughed outloud when today's PonderWord came through on the internet ... I never know what it will be since I post them on reserve at InJesus.com a new months in advance. Today's was titled, Time to ... Your Batteries. The Lord is so hilarious, I love His sense of humor and Word puns. WORD TO PONDER: TIME TO RECHARGE YOUR ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com THE BURDEN BEARERS FUNNY 1/1 /05: Today was I very busy, engrossed ... my rhema. I was a gasp. It was so delightful I laughed a long time about that. Only God can think of dancing elephants ... Elephants have strong legs, built like pillars to STAND. That is the main ingredient in warfare, is to learn to stand. Even as ...
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... His still small voice say it like that, and this was very funny!) You don't know about this. You will. Supernatural. ... violent voltage happened! This time it was so strong I began to laugh while I was being "wired" . Then it stopped and once ... my hands happened to be face down upon the mattress. This was hilarious! I heard the Lord say, "Shake, rattle and roll ...
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... to figure out how to get his orange juice without waking me up!!!! This is SO FUNNY I am laughing hysterically!! The silence breaks and I hear, "Here's a little song I ... husband's response when suddenly out of nowhere this fish would start to sing. I knew my beloved needed a laugh. I was having a blast thinking up all the exciting places I would hide Billy. Let's see ...
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... this new season we are in. Here is the Word I turned to: 1/26/16 FUNNY PARABLE – MY CHURCH SHALL ARISE On 1/01/16 I heard the Lord say, My ... see the title since I didn't have my glasses on. I put my glasses on and had a good laugh. The word ARISE has been a buzz word for this new season we are in. Here is ...
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... that is my bean bag story and I'm "sticking" to it. I think the Lord is very funny. I think it is a parable of coming out of the closet with publishing the book and the ... the hassle with the last bean bags, I was undone. The pressure mounted inside and it was either laugh or cry. All I could think of was "I love Lucy." I started to giggle ...
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... . It hit me between the eyes when I first read it (on a magnetic sign.) I laughed when I read it, then I laughed and laughed and laughed. At the time I wondered and ... a lot of people because I got more responses from that "Word" than most. Some thought it hilarious. Others wrote me thinking they had only received three lines and wondered if I could please send it ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com TO LAUGH ONCE AGAIN HEARD 3/15/07: It is necessary. I am suffering with you. 1 Peter 5:8-11 NKJV Be sober ... he made mention of it.] HEARD: Oh to hear her laugh, what a joy! UPDATE HILARIOUS 3/21/07!! I just heard the Lord say, Belly Rub and then got ...
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... Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 3/15/07 SORROW IS TURNING TO A LAUGH HEARD: It is necessary. I am suffering with you. 1 Peter 5:8-11 NKJV Be ... he made mention of it.] HEARD: Oh to hear her laugh, what a joy! UPDATE HILARIOUS 3/21/07!! I just heard the Lord say, Belly Rub and then got ...
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... . It hit me between the eyes when I first read it (on a magnetic sign.) I laughed when I read it, then I laughed and laughed and laughed. At the time I wondered and ... a lot of people because I got more responses from that "Word" than most. Some thought it hilarious. Others wrote me thinking they had only received three lines and wondered if I could please send it ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ www.thequickenedword.com 1/26/16 FUNNY PARABLE – MY CHURCH SHALL ARISE On 1/01/16 I heard the Lord say, My church shall arise. I commanded a blessing, now ... running in and said that whatever the guy just did raised up both twins beds in his bedroom. We laughed and laughed and laughed. It was so funny that Wayne was minding his own business in bed when ...
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... . When I started reaching in the back I found 9 lemons. Some how this struck me as very funny. I started laughing and laughing. They were all in various stages of dehydration. A couple were ... hard and pruny you probably couldn't cut a knife through them. Most were pathetic looking, and the fact I had hidden away all these lemons that couldn't be seen was very funny to me. I almost laughed ...
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... on deliverance. I had perfect peace and it was amazing I was able to do this. Something VERY funny occurred immediately before I started. One of our intercessors came up and told me that he had 2 ... the invitation that went out? Thanks for your time and may God bless you. Cheryl." I laughed thinking about the donkey being out of that dirty and dark hole and having climbed as far away from ...
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... : JOYOUS GLAD OVERCOMER We were going through some very rough trials and the Lord broke through with a "funny" Word. HEARD: Congratulations. You made it through. I turned with anointed hands to: ... : The opening of the door of hope. JOY restored. PRAYER MEETING: THE LORD LAUGHS Today we prayed for some leaders in the body of Christ that were under attack. As I led in prayer, ...
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... . I felt like a wiggly little kid "submitting" to prayer by his elder! God has a funny sense of humor sometimes. The next day I noticed I was feeling much better when I woke and ... of gladness. Then he prayed and prayed and prayed! It was all I could do to keep from laughing, I still laugh out loud when I think of it. He kept rubbing the oil on my ...
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... the toilet paper roll had not yet been remounted on the wall. I stared at my empty hand and laughed as I understood the Word of the Lord, given to me with such clarity. WORD TO PONDER ... , it hinders this new thing I want to do in your midst. Rejoice with Me, and laugh hilariously, for all of heaven laughs with Me as we see the enemy beneath your feet. "The ...
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... : JOYOUS GLAD OVERCOMER We were going through some very rough trials and the Lord broke through with a "funny" Word. HEARD: Congratulations. You made it through. I turned with anointed hands to: ... : The opening of the door of hope. JOY restored. PRAYER MEETING: THE LORD LAUGHS Today we prayed for some leaders in the body of Christ that were under attack. As I led in prayer, ...
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... out full of nuts, and vigorously rubbing cologne all over its body. It was very cute and very funny to watch. The squirrel was doing this cologne bath with very fast movements. The squirrel was doing ... . He is only one squirrel and he has an entire orchard!! This made me break out and laugh out loud! QUICKENED EYE GLANCE: When I passed a cute yard, there was a little tiny ...
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... was a prophetic moment where He filled my mouth. I had no intention of saying sands of time. FUNNY CONFIRMATION: As I was going to find the inserts on our rhema about the sands of time, ... to put it all together. When I put the cover on, it was too small. I immediately laughed knowing the Lord was saying that it is much bigger than I think! So I printed it out ...
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... and the rest is history! RHEMA 1/9 /99: THE PINK MOUSE FINALLY HAS A VOICE FUNNY EXPERIENCE: Today as I passed my computer, I heard the Lord say, HEARD: Hug. ... the pocket. Then I HEARD: So what do you have to say today? FINALLY!! I laughed and laughed at that. I have often thought of myself as a little mouse who hides in the ...
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... Him! == == == == == == SANDY RHEMA The Lord is very funny. Tonight as I was just getting out of a relaxing bath, I heard the Lord say, ... I heard his friend's voice say, "Hey, it's 7:11. Bye!" I was laughing so hard! Then I quieted myself and laid there an hour waiting to hear Him and heard nothing ...
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... "I saw you last night and I knew you were there!" Wayne thought this story was very funny and laughed all the way into the house while I just sat in the car wondering what was so ... ! UPDATE COMMENT FROM GRANDMA ANNA: That is so funny. I don't image there is another person on the face of this earth that would have an interpretation for "pats!" == == = ...
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... do the car wash, as he had received the coupon the other day from Pit Stop. I am laughing and my ears are wiggling. After the car wash and lunch, Wayne and I were praying in ... We were right in front of the PIT STOP, which was several miles away from the car wash! HILARIOUS IN WALLMART: I am worn out with our errands and starting to whine. Wayne says to me ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com funny answer to prayer 4/10/10 PIX: I saw a posting at the website. HEARD: Basic building block. I am raising children ... the Large. UPDATE CONFIRMATION: One of our QW Class members heard Tater Tots the next day. I laughed and laughed. Of course she didn't know what it meant, but it made perfectly great sense to ...
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... comes some more. A lifeline. There you are with a helping hand. 10/05/18 FUNNY HELPING HAND 6 days a week I take Anna into her chair to the dining room when I bring ... and found a straw and brought it to her. By the time I got back to Anna she was laughing! She had been watching me go around like a little bee and said, "That is my ...
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... play dough and I realized it was a Word from the Lord. When I searched my files for Joyce's funny parable below, I realized I had forgotten to post it. God is amazing to remind us when ... to what is quickened . PLAY DOUGH PRUNING 1/08/10 I watched Joyce Meyers this week and laughed when she had her yellow clay that she was flattening. She put a gingerbread cookie cutter over the ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 10/13/07 SOME MORE PLEASE PRE-PRAYER Funny in synch: It was cold in our prayer room so myself and another intercessor were underneath my car ... you like us to build you a fire pit? How about some marshmallows?" Everyone in the room laughed out loud, it was so funny. I knew it must be a prophetic Word. All I ...
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... put up with this!!!!!" I laughed and laughed and laughed. It was so funny to me and all that stress washed away from my soul. I had all my humor back and ... $20 a game, I dont have to put up with this!!!!!" I laughed and laughed and laughed. It was so funny to me and all that stress washed away from my ...
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... would help me understand what a red licorice rope had to do with His Word. It was kind of funny at the process He took me through to get the revelation and I totally delighted in the process. ... to talk about? Can You bring something into remembrance to introduce the subject?" QUICKENED REMEMBRANCE: I laughed because immediately I thought of a red licorice rope! It was very obviously Him since it just popped ...
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... so I asked the Lord for them to give it to me. The way He answered it is very funny. I received a contract from the state that had to be filled out in order for me to ... they decided to choose me. It was packed with explanation and I was very pleased. I also was laughing that the Lord answered exactly what I'd asked. The document was logically detailed and specific. Nothing gushy ...
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... I found out AFTER the deliverance that those were demons that left the person! The Lord can be very funny when He is training us! This is what the (intercessory/ deliverance) experience is for me ... Rigid fingers - lust, masturbation, suicide, murder, arthritis Body language including facial expressions Pantomiming Body cramps Laughing (mocking) Crying (screaming, sobbing) Talking - voice changes Drowsiness Sleep Mental confusion Retching as ...
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... by calling people out of the audience to hold the letters U N I T E. PARABLE: A funny thing happened when I first called my "props" up. I told them where to stand and ... letters. They were in front of my mike and I could not see what it spelled. People started laughing and said that they were backwards. I had given them the letters according to the way I was ...
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... keep up with that violin! I honestly have never heard a bass play that fast and it was so funny to hear it! I was a musician for over 20 years. The lower instruments hold long, ... prayed over my sadness and suddenly the Lord brought back the memory of something I received last month. I laughed out loud merely by thinking of it! He certainly knows how to cheer me up! QUICKENED MEMORY ...
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... the tip. VISION: I saw that I was cautiously pulling something back as though to expose something. FUNNY CONFIRMATION: I was so sleepy that I dropped my pen 3 times trying to record this rhema! ... is a parable of exposure. HEARD: I'm done proving My point. Evidence of coming ministry. I laughed delightedly at the Lord's sense of humor! Even though I am trying to hide in the dark, ...
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... . Finally I called him and he told me it came from the Message. I thought that kind of funny, because the only part that was quickened to me of the "verse" (The Message Bible ... ? And how was I feeling?" You've got to be kidding! I was a bundle of hysterical laughing, then deep heavy sobs and tears, then back to laughing so hard I could hardly contain myself ...
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... : Strong number. Manifestation. So vital was this, that it made a big splash. Apostle. FUNNY: Wayne booted up his brand new computer and the speakers were blaring! The song was "Crown ... with many crowns." He accidentally did this several times and it blared through the whole house. I laughed and laughed. I guess when the Lord brings His Apostles on the scene, they are going to ...
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... confirmations. In the Mouth of 2 or 3 :o ) RHEMA 1/3 /01 25TH ANNIVERSARY FUNNY CONFIRMATION: Tonight as I was saying the date 1/3 into my recorder, I said, ... of other 3rd party connections. So this ponder just came in. He sure knows how to make me laugh with delight as His Word comes alive with living parables! MOVING THE LOAD I have packed your bags ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 7/12/00 THOSE Pathetic Glasses VERY FUNNY JOKE: Today I sent out the post on the QW that we have access. I felt it ... "Is THAT what you've been thinking!!!!" Then I suddenly GOT it, and I laughed and laughed. He was comparing my twisted glasses with my own perceptions of my simple minded prophetic giftings ...
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... we looked we kept seeing "11" the number 11.. exits, rooms, just everywhere! It was funny. And, we said, "God? What are you trying to tell us?" The ... faith was very strong, so I took out a big serving dish for the rice. I had to laugh when I saw that big dish beside the small pot, but I knew what the Lord was doing ...
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... love our Father more for sending them to help us. (Colossians 2:18) I had a funny experience having to do with angels. The Lord was trying to teach me that angels are my helpers ... to put that in!] The whole thing was very funny to me and we all had a good laugh. 4. Demonic spirits Paul opposed the evil spirit that was actually saying something good: "These ...
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... obvious as a practical shield) .. it looks like the pineapple!!! Oh God is SO funny. So I just went back to FB after posting this and clicked refresh. This photo landed on ... just a prompt to post what I saw! I need this SO much Sandy! To relax! To LAUGH! How needed, how awesome! Thank you for sharing. Sandy, woohoo! Smile! The ...
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... . And that's the wall of faith. Friendships made and I'm changing. Now what? Just find me laughing. == == == = SANDY COMMENT SOAP OPERAS The following was circulating the internet a ... the soap suds, I knew it was the Word of the Lord. When I think about the totally hilarious and futile patterns people go through to enforce others to comply to their will, the following story has ...
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... month; it is from bending over and picking it up! CONFIRMATION NOTE FROM SANDY: This was so funny to me, because I could just see that hoop bouncing off and her leaning over to pick it ... simply by leaning over to pick things up off the floor! MY RESPONSE BACK TO HER: That is hilarious. You GO GIRL. Move those hips and jiggle that belly! (And then I included the ...
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... in one place. United. Triumphant. Take wings. Take flight. HEARD: Party. It's so funny they started to laugh. Joy. They waited in My Presence. It bubbled forth. HEARD: ... ignite. Explosion. Power. Awesome. Seeking. It's not in anything you say. It's My power. Rest in it. I assure you. == == == == == = ...
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... calendar program popped onto my screen. It was the reminder for the meeting tonight. I was sitting there laughing and stunned at His precious Word to me, and THEN Wayne gets up about 30 seconds later and ... prayed, Lord what do you want me to tell them? HEARD: Tell them I sent you! HILARIOUS AND WONDERFUL CONFIRMATION: At the EXACT moment I typed the above ! mark, my popup calendar program ...
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... the midst of the assembly I will praise You. HEARD: Catalina. INTERP: This was the Lord's funny pun. I laughed out loud when I heard Him say that. Catalina is the name of a ... dressing. The Lord knows that just about the only joke I can remember is this one: "What is the honeymooners favorite salad?" "Let us alone." (Lettuce alone) Catalina is a ...
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... When I sat down with them, the 3 year old started to laugh and she said that song was funny. It tickled me that she understood the paradox of saying yes and no in the same sentence. ... and so I kept singing it. When I sat down with them, the 3 year old started to laugh and she said that song was funny. It tickled me that she understood the paradox of saying yes ...
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... Lord said a long time ago that He would turn all our lemons into oranges!!! That is funny! There was one time when the Lord was making a joke about lemons and turning sour situations into ... , I heard: HEARD: She's an orange. PIX: I saw a cherub grin. REVELATION: Laughing out loud! I suddenly had the remembrance that the Lord said a long time ago that He would ...
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... were popping the balloons with the weapons. The weapon the Lord gave me was a feather pen. I laughed when I thought of it, because a feather is so soft, weak, vulnerable and touchy / ... . It can also be used for laughter, as in tickling the soul. It is quite hilarious to me that He uses such as a "weapon!" His loving ways are most amazing. INTERP: ...
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... the Lord and that I had only one "inebriated" limb! I thought the Lord had a very funny sense of humor to only touch one leg. I knew exactly why He had done that. He ... It felt like I was moving concrete through water. This had never happened to me before and I was laughing delightedly all the way to the car! I could barely walk, but since I still had one ...
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... on his back, paddling with his hands by his sides, as though through water! It was quite funny to see, as each movement of the hands propelled him forward through the air above me. I ... out loud when I saw it. They were demonstrating such relief in their play! WORD TO PONDER: RELIEF 7/02/18 Precious, continue to keep watch over the margins of your life. Do ...
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... note to remind me to get it onto the forum, because I had left it unattended. I am laughing because now that I read it, the message is about the Lord harvesting soul giants, weeds and ... Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com SANDY RHEMA 3/25/06 HARVEST THIS!! HILARIOUS CONFIRMATION: Without realizing what this rhema was about, I titled it "Harvest This." My ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com MOVING DAY 8/13/05 So funny! In one way or another, when the Ponders come out on line they always seem to nail me ... 3rd party connections. So this Word to Ponder just came in. He sure knows how to make me laugh with delight as His Word comes alive with living parables! WORD TO PONDER: MOVING THE LOAD 4 ...
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... my feet and she would always pray "dancing, feather light feet" over them. This was rather funny to both of us because whenever the Lord's Presence would descend upon me, my legs would get very ... me if I would like to cuddle!!!" … for some reason he thought that was quite hilarious … (smile) == == == == == == THE MORAL OF ...
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... Anna said that we need to tend to our own knitting and not become distracted by their distractions. I laughed, because I had just written this Ears2hear post about our knitting and weaving in the heavens. = ... amazing. How it all dovetails. Grandma. Assignment rocker. Worldwide evangelism. Everything comes full circle. HILARIOUS CONFIRMATION: I read a cartoon where Grandma Duck (to Huey, Luey and Duey) was busy ...
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... All of a sudden WHOOSH. Poem. Rhema falls. See wrap around 45. [Rhema falls is funny. That is a combo of Rainy Falls and Niagra Falls. I had just pasted in a quote ... Lord knew this and so this is His version of an Easter lily!] HEARD: Restimony. TYPO HILARIOUS! I just typed the above typo, when I meant to type testimony. And I found out ...
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... pasted, it made me jump by making a loud bubble popping sound. It was so startling, I laughed out loud and then my eye immediately glanced to the following rhema!!! HEARD: It's a ... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com POP HILARIOUS EXPERIENCE: I just opened up Clip-It (a unique copy/ append software) to copy and paste some rhema into a new file. I ...
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... take away the pillar of cloud by day or the pillar of fire by night from before the people. FUNNY CHURCH SIGN QUICKENED SIGN: Come early and get a back row seat. ~~ ~~ ~ ... today's prayer meeting say, "Boy Moses must have argued with God a LOT!" I burst out laughing and only saw the grace of the Lord to love us inspite of our humanity. Somehow I felt ...
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... stew Þ carrot soup Þ carrot pot roast Þ carrots for rabbits, carrots for bunnies, and carrots for funnies. WORD TO PONDER: CARROTS 11/16/01 I have given you fine carrots, many ... key given to him was spoken in a riddle: "More than one horse can eat." I laughed outloud when Wayne told me, knowing exactly what that meant. Here is a past Word to Ponder ...
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... upon one's head. Our pastor's wife said the Lord was filling gold crowns … . She brought out the funny pun of the gold crowns for teeth and heads. I never drew the connection when I had heard ... my thumbs. That day my opposite thumb twitched involuntarily all day long to the point that it made me laugh! After putting on my reading glasses and getting a magnifying glass out, I could see gold dust ...
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... to her while she was playing the organ. When she read it she laughed out loud! It was funny because she had been so dignified up there. == == == = This rhema connects ... to play. I delivered it to her while she was playing the organ. When she read it she laughed out loud! It was funny because she had been so dignified up there. == == ...
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... . Gloooooory service. (I heard His still small voice say it like that, and this was very funny!) You don't know about this. You will. Supernatural. HEARD: What was that? ... we need is the anointing. What did we do with our socks? COMMENT: This socks rhema is hilarious. I wondered what it meant, then suddenly remembered the phrase, "Blessed our socks off! ...
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... night, I had it under the water and while praying, even the water moved. It was rather funny to watch. Finally I said, "Lord I just want to make sure this is YOU! ... sounds very much like when the move of the Spirit' started a few years ago. why do people laugh'? what's the purpose of people getting drunk in the Spirit? What does it all mean? ...
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... out the door and said, "So what's a lug nut represent?" Lord You are just too funny! Isa 22:22-23 AMP And the key of the house of David I will lay upon his ... things I cannot change. I read the words, "In God We Trust," and had to laugh. Yes, God, I get the message. It seems that I have been finding an inordinate ...
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... you read the writing on the stub? Can you tell what kind of puncher He used to make that funny looking hole. You say, "It looks like a cross." Yes, beloved. It ... to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a danged old train." Don't laugh, but it was obvious that the Lord was using it to speak to me prophetically. Let me ...
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... 03/2016 Heard Invitation Parousia Your New Race To Seek My Coming 01/09/2016 Parable Encouragement Funny Parable My Church Shall Arise 01/26/2016 Vision Understanding The Hosts Working As One Unit 01 ... Vision Invitation Seek Out What Was Planted 08/04/2018 Vision Prophesy A Joyous Season Coming - To Laugh Again 07/27/2018 Heard Understanding Getting To Your Goal 07/16/2018 Heard Invitation ...
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... 03/2016 Heard Invitation Parousia Your New Race To Seek My Coming 01/09/2016 Parable Encouragement Funny Parable My Church Shall Arise 01/26/2016 Vision Understanding The Hosts Working As One Unit 01 ... Vision Invitation Seek Out What Was Planted 08/04/2018 Vision Prophesy A Joyous Season Coming - To Laugh Again 07/27/2018 Heard Understanding Getting To Your Goal 07/16/2018 Heard Invitation ...
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... creation of the world." (Matt 13:34-35 NLT) QUICKENED WORD: Wayne just sang a funny song. " I wonder where the chocolate went when you brush your teeth with Sandy mint?" ... the potter and have been wondering what I have been arguing about!!! So God, in His hilarious and strange way, says to Pastor's wife, "What leg??????" ...
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... to Sandy Warner 6/22/97 HEARD: Exposed. Harvest. VISION: I saw a very funny prophetical picture: There was a group of water ballerinas doing water ballet in the water. They had ... and rescue. Toll the bell throughout the land. The time of judgment is at hand. Some will laugh and others weep. 7] Sifting - A Time of Upheaval and Not Planted Securely Vision given to ...
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... , and I will prepare him a habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him. 3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. When things get really bad, laughing helps me release stress and find joy in simple things, even bloopers. Sometimes I pop my cork with laughter when things cant get much worse. I am reminded of the Lord sitting in heaven and laughing ...
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... I thought to myself," Oh he must be going somewhere in the Holy Spirit." About 10 minutes later. a young lady the other side of the room, also fell onto the floor and started laughing and laughing. I want to tell you that this particular room was extremely wide, so they weren't at all aware of one another. These were the only two people doing anything unusual -everyone else was just ...
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... my eyes shut so he knows it is still time to sleep. Finally I peek and his huge blue eyes are wide awake and sparkling with the most precious sense of humor. I knew there was a huge laugh behind them. No sooner did I see them, he burst out laughing, which made me laugh. Then as soon as I laughed, he laughed some more. We laughed and laughed and laughed and ...
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... past Sandy. Hugs, and happy popping! That Word really blessed me as I have been putting together a new book about How God Speaks Through Humor and Bloopers. I have really enjoy assembling it and been laughing and chuckling a lot. In the process I have been praying that the Lord restore our joy. Isa 61:6-7 NKJV But you shall be named the priests of the LORD, they shall call you ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ www.thequickenedword.com 7/27/18 A JOYOUS SEASON COMING - TO LAUGH AGAIN HEARD AND SAW: A multiple choice question. Allowing you a better choice. Your energy. A bright future. A better future. Bringing you a joyous season. You shall laugh. I saw the swirling and bubbling up of some effervescent water inside of a glass. Psalm 126:1-3 When the LORD turned again the ...
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... " So I stood and crunched their shells for a moment before moving on. The lady at the table looked quite surprised and then saw the cherub grin on my face, and she couldn't help it, she laughed. I laughed too and throwing my hands into the air, I said, "I'm sorry, but this is so liberating!" It was a sparkling moment between two strangers. Later I noticed a ...
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... one big heap, literally one step through the door. Major traffic jam. I could not get in or out! I look at this pile of rubble and can not hold the tension another moment. I laugh and laugh and laugh. I am holding my stomach, I am almost crying, then I am laughing belly laughs with no sound. I am trying not to disturb the guests. Have you ever tried ...
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... or approving thoughts) will accuse or perhaps defend and excuse [them] . . QUICKENED WORDS: [from billboard] Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. QUICKENED SIGN: The definition of a laugh: A smile that has burst. COMMENT: I was reminded of a Word I'd received from the Lord several years ago. I heard Him say, "Burst through the door laughing!" I can ...
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... . "How would you like to get under that?" the Lord asked me. "Well I would die for sure" I replied. "Not if you're dead already," the Lord seemed to laugh. In fact I saw Him and He tossed His head back and He did laugh, like a victory laugh. ( Read Romans chapter six."you WERE crucified with Christ.") I could ...
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... X man shows up, and he has watched this whole thing. The teacher looks at him after the class has departed, and the Fed X man says, "Hey, it's a PROCESS!" I laughed and laughed and laughed. At this point, we will all (especially me) be crawling babies not having the foggiest idea what we will be doing, and that is perfectly FINE. We are in ...
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... CAME CLOSER! I heard myself praying, "Lord come closer." Then all of a sudden I had an impact in my spirit that He DID. He opened my eyes and what I saw was quite funny and it is going to be really hard to describe this! In the natural, when you open up your eyes and look straight ahead, you have a certain range of vision that you can see to ...
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... to know how much longer. Is anything too hard for your God? Fixed. Fixed date. On My calendar. To apprehend. Genesis 18:13-15 And the LORD said unto Abraham, Why did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a certainty bear a child, who am old? 14 Is anything too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed I will return unto you, according to the time ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com CAMP TOWN RACES RHEMA 5/28/2002 FUNNY SONG! HEARD: I will restore you. [Lord is "restore" a slow progress?] HEARD: Move quickly. HEARD FUNNY SONG: Camp down races, {la, la, la}, Judah, Judah. {instead of doo da, doo da!} PARABLE: I listened ...
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... it was, I saw it was Jesus!!! I felt an utter sense of relief like I have never felt in my life. I said to Him, You didn't forget me! ' and He laughed and said, No! I didn't forget you! I would never forget you! ' I asked Him if I could hug him and He laughed and said Yes! ' I never even looked at Him ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com FUNNY JOYCE MEYERS QUOTE: I LIKE ME http://www.joycemeyer.org/ "I know what that feels like, I hated myself for years. But boy what righteousness has done for me. I like myself. I like me. I like my personality, I like my big mouth. I like my boldness, I like my aggressiveness. Now, my ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com SUPERNATURAL 220 VOLTAGE HEARD SONG: Plug her in, plug her in. COMMENT: This was a funny Word! They have a commercial about the "Plug ins" that smell good when you plug them into a wall socket. The commercial song says, "Plug it in, plug it in." I had been thinking about being on the ministry team ...
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... protected when she was with him. comfortable Lie down on your bed and make yourself comfortable. informal The house has an informal atmosphere. laid-back (informal) Everyone here has a really laid-back attitude. easy She laughed and joked and made easy conversation with everyone. free and easy She had a free and easy approach. See examples for synonyms See ease Copyright © 2016 by HarperCollins Publishers. All rights reserved. Additional synonyms ...
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... deal with strong meat at the QWN. I was told that the milk years were over and we would be graduating into strong meat. In one vision I saw a milk bottle filled with soy milk and I laughed out loud because it was still a bottle, but at least the first step towards a different kind of protein! I realized He would be teaching us one step at a time how to deal with rhema ...
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... am healed!!!" All the pastors were wanting to know who touched her and finally they announced at the mike for the person who had touched her to please come forward. All this time I am laughing hysterically, it was about the funniest thing I have ever witnessed, knowing how shy my Mom was. Anna turned bright red and shrunk down - way, way down into her chair and whispered "Let's ...
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