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... deal with strong meat at the QWN. I was told that the milk years were over and we would be graduating into strong meat. In one vision I saw a milk bottle filled with soy milk and I laughed out loud because it was still a bottle, but at least the first step towards a different kind of protein! I realized He would be teaching us one step at a time how to deal with rhema ...
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... am healed!!!" All the pastors were wanting to know who touched her and finally they announced at the mike for the person who had touched her to please come forward. All this time I am laughing hysterically, it was about the funniest thing I have ever witnessed, knowing how shy my Mom was. Anna turned bright red and shrunk down - way, way down into her chair and whispered "Let's ...
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... revival time?! Yep, that's right. It's in the air. The youth retreat I ministered in was simply amazing! People on the floor all over the place. Some were crying, while others were laughing; some were singing, and others dancing. What really called my attention was that the Holy Spirit simply took over and started using everybody. I got to sit and watch (that is, until somebody ...
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... fled away as fast as he could run!!! I bellowed out laughter that gushed and gushed. At one point it was so loud, I think it filled the whole auditorium. I could not stop laughing, it had to be the funniest thing I had ever heard. I needed that laugh SO much. I realized that the Lord had broken through my shell through the safe place of friendship, both in ...
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... years ago, Patricia King, before she knew of my writing ministry, saw a fountain pen with a feather, and asked me if I ever thought of writing. (The friends that were with me, laughed with delight!) Wayne had an awesome vision where he was being carried by an angel up into the clouds. The Lord's army were gathering on white horses, all stretched out in a horizontal line behind ...
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... by shouting at the top of my lungs, "Hallelujah!! Thank You Jesus!" It was so loud it startled even me. I felt my cheeks turn red and I felt much better. UPDATE FUNNY CONFIRMATION: I found out later that the same day Grandma Anna heard the Lord say, "Laughter, laughter. Rise up and be silent. Prophesying prophet. Computer. Your task." That is ...
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... spot light. Later I realized the parable, that I too, took my first steps and how tickled heaven was to witness this. They take such delight in us! Something else happened today that was so funny. The Lord must be talking to us about feet right now. I was in the middle of harvesting my past rhema journals and stopped to take a break. After enjoying a warm shower, I decided ...
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... and the next thing in line that he was reading in my rhema was about the cloud of the Lord and His mist! He did NOT know that rhema was next in line when he got up. He laughed and got up again because he remembered why he got up! He came into my room and filled my bedroom mister with water and turned it on. He thought it might help the dry cough I developed ...
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... revival time?! Yep, that's right. It's in the air. The youth retreat I ministered in was simply amazing! People on the floor all over the place. Some were crying, while others were laughing; some were singing, and others dancing. What really called my attention was that the Holy Spirit simply took over and started using everybody. I got to sit and watch (that is, until somebody ...
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... in my children be a good crop. I was feeling overwhelmed at the need to rebuild. When I got home, there was a message on our phone recorder for someone trying to reach Alexander Construction. I laughed and laughed! My name comes from Alexander. Amos 9:9-15 NKJV For surely I will command, And will sift the house of Israel among all nations, As grain is sifted in a sieve; ...
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... me that our praise had reached into intercession where we were releasing Christians on that island. There was a clash where I saw the back of the enemy running away as fast as he could. I started to laugh with deep joy because only our Papa God could orchestrate such a wonderful encounter of our reaching PERFECT PRAISE and it becoming intercession for some islanders who needed it. He is so amazing. QUICKENED MEMORY: I ...
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... So I stood and crunched their shells for a moment before moving on. The lady at the table looked quite surprised and then saw the cherub grin on my face, and she could not help it, she laughed. I laughed too and throwing my hands into the air, I said, "I'm sorry, but this is so liberating!" It was a sparkling moment between two strangers. Later I noticed a ...
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... Sonshine and his friends cosmic bowling. It was dark inside with neon and strobe lights, plus loud disco music. I immediately found my ear plugs and stuck them in. All the kids thought that was very funny. I caught some of them staring at my ears then looking away when I caught them staring. I finally discovered the ear plugs were brilliant fluorescent orange under the black lights. I thought the parable very ...
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... ANNA RHEMA HEARD: Faith. Expect a difference. Opportunities coming. Yes. Aren't you glad? Amazed at future. I'm smiling. You don't know the half of it, but getting the idea. I'm laughing with you, Sweetheart. You are My delight. Your wonderment pleases Me. I love your faith. If I say it - OK. You are ready. I laugh with delight. There is joy ...
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... , CHILL. Philippians 4:11 Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, to be content. CONFIRMATIONS FROM QWN: 4/10/20 FUNNY CONFIRMATION Sandy, This is a confirmation of what the Lord told me a while ago about all this quarantine..He said one phrase: "License to Chill" . Ha! He's so funny! It's TRUE, ...
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... said Hey, hey, not again! as he was somewhat bounced back and off his feet and then he was shaking and jerking on the floor underneath the power of the Lord. All the while he was laughing at being so powerfully touched. I knew this had happened before to him and he knew exactly what would happen if I got too close and touched him! I then heard the Lord say, Being able ...
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... you and am searching you out from the places in which you are hiding. Did you think you could hide from Me, My dear one? You have known tears, but I want to teach you to laugh. There will come a day when you shall throw your head back and belly laugh with Me! Impossible? Not in My vocabulary. Why don't you follow Me into a journey of new beginnings and I ...
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... see the manner in which My kingdom will come." {End Rick quote] OVERCOMING THE PIT OF DEPRESSION – BE THANKFUL AND GIVE My generic personality, the basic one deep inside is chipper and given to laugh easily. I remember Rick Joyner saying that when he met Enoch in heaven he was totally taken back by how joyful and happy Enoch was. He exuberated so much joy and when Rick saw Elijah, he ...
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... though there had been something cut off and a surgery had been performed. HEARD: Delivered. Purged and clean. A new rejoicing as My deliverance sweeps through the land. The tormented to find peace. To laugh once again. Mystery. PIX: I saw a giant shower mesh on a long stick, and it was completely full of soap suds. I was reminded that the mesh is made of netting material. ...
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... of an unexpected life " CONFIRMATION 4/28/12: Grandma Anna had shared her testimony of unexpectedly praying for 2 people's backs in Wallmart today. This was my response to her: Oh my, I laughed and laughed with JOY when I read that. It reminded me of the JOY we give Jesus when we are willing to step out: Luke 10:17-21 NLT When the seventy-two disciples returned, they joyfully ...
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... , who woke up from the turbulence, and I said to him, "We are entering into the Shalom of God," in a sort of inebriated certainty, while the plane was violently shaking. He laughed! All of the sudden in front of 300 passengers who could hear me, I screamed, "Turbulence stop! THANK YOU!" People at first laughed at me thinking I was a nut case, ...
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... of metallic gold. It was shiny and durable. He had never felt "sticky" before and sure enough, it found a place on him and he kept shaking his hand to get it off. I laughed in delight watching his puzzled face as he saw that this bow was on his hand. He was rid of it, but it was not rid of him! A little while later he made his way ...
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... in my children be a good crop. I was feeling overwhelmed at the need to rebuild. When I got home, there was a message on our phone recorder for someone trying to reach Alexander Construction. I laughed and laughed! My name comes from Alexander. Amos 9:9-15 NKJV For surely I will command, And will sift the house of Israel among all nations, As grain is sifted in a sieve; ...
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... bubbles! They were swirling about and began to dance towards me and touch me. Their gentle touches penetrated me to the very core and filled me with such joy. It felt so good that I started to laugh and giggle. I was trying to tell the Lord how much I was enjoying it and it was difficult to speak, because I was laughing so hard. I sure didn't want the experience to end. ...
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... stunned by the revelation. As I thought of this, the Holy Spirit brought back a phrase Graham had said, "God is going to put a signpost in your life this evening." I burst out laughing and in that instant I knew, I understood. It all made sense. The Lord set me up! The signpost 222 on the way up to the meeting! HIS FIRST ANSWER This was His answer ...
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... Column after column. Delivered on time. Press time. Let them roll. 3:00. That's the dead line. Pretty amazing. All those journalists. Had good training. Lots of sleepless nights. Funny students. Funny desks. Soft like a mattress. Writers cramp. Learned obedience. Thoughts captive. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Words from the The Quickened Word ...
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... eating Dijon mustard and raspberry cream cheese together! It was really bad. I am not about to throw the whole thing down the drain because I didnt have enough turkey to make another one. So I am laughing with each bite, and making squinty faces in between. Wayne is sitting next to me eating turkey and alpine lace cheese on a plain cinnamon raisin bagel. He made his based on the same idea of ...
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... you and am searching you out from the places in which you are hiding. Did you think you could hide from Me, My dear one? You have known tears, but I want to teach you to laugh. There will come a day when you shall throw your head back and belly laugh with Me! Impossible? Not in My vocabulary. Why don't you follow Me into a journey of new beginnings and I ...
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... my legs and only my legs were drunk. This has happened each service, with my being fine during ministry and then after the last person my legs becoming drunk. I have never had this sensation before. FUNNY MINISTRY: DRUNK HANDS After this last powerful service, as I laid in bed expecting to feel drunk legs, I noticed my legs were just fine. Then I realized my hands were drunk and they also ...
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... I knew, knew, knew it was the Lord. I looked up and straight ahead of me was the sign, the shape of a credit card … it was HUGE. It said: What was so funny is that this sign was so huge and it was moving down the aisle, way above my head and registers! It was so funny I watched it go all the way towards the back into I could ...
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... be sent sprawling — Slapstick buffoons falling all over themselves, a spectacle of humiliation no one will ever forget. (MSG) As the Lord stood there in defense of His people, I saw Him begin to laugh and laugh. What the enemy brought for the harm and destruction of God's people, the Lord is now turning it and He is releasing TENFOLD INCREASE to them in this season. This assault as hard as ...
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... stitched as though there had been something cut off and a surgery had been performed. Delivered. Purged and clean. A new rejoicing as My deliverance sweeps through the land. The tormented to find peace. To laugh once again. Mystery. I saw a giant shower mesh on a long stick, and it was completely full of soap suds. I was reminded that the mesh is made of netting material. Now listen ...
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... of metallic gold. It was shiny and durable. He had never felt "sticky" before and sure enough, it found a place on him and he kept shaking his hand to get it off. I laughed in delight watching his puzzled face as he saw that this bow was on his hand. He was rid of it, but it was not rid of him! A little while later he made his way ...
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... ,2 ,3 , jump." "Get going;" He said. "Thank you, Daddy," I said. I started to go, but turned: "Help me." He laughed: "What do you think I have been doing?" He laughed again: "No candy. Go pass your test." I was back in my room. {End Anna Rountree excerpt} ...
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... revival time?! Yep, that's right. It's in the air. The youth retreat I ministered in was simply amazing! People on the floor all over the place. Some were crying, while others were laughing; some were singing, and others dancing. What really called my attention was that the Holy Spirit simply took over and started using everybody. I got to sit and watch (that is, until somebody ...
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... don't normally talk or act like this! He said last night he tried to give his testimony and felt it didn't make much sense, since he couldn't talk very good and so he was trying again. We laughed and laughed since he wasn't able to talk much. It shook off our layers of shame in being ridiculed. Praise Him! Jer 30:6 NKJV Ask now, and see, Whether a man is ...
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... {Funny Vision} Jacob: Just Sweep The Enemy Away ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ www.thequickenedword.com 11/15/17 CHICKEN SOUP FOR OUR SOUL FUNNY TYPO! I TYPED IN INTERCESSION, LAYERS OF THE SOUP! I dreamed I was in a kitchen with several prophets that were not on their A game. I saw someone frosting a large layer cake. I saw the prophets fumble at interpreting the Word of the Lord and one of them complained he didn't get any chicken soup. I ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com 6/06/15 his DAILY STORIES FUNNY BLOOPER: I love how God speaks to me through parables. Sometimes parables come in the form of bloopers and typos. Today I share the Cally cat parable and so enjoyed it. I was thinking about how wonderful it would be to be able to send special parables and stories like that every day. Then I ...
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... took off my glasses and cleared my throat. However when I cleared - I cleared and cleared and cleared. He kept waiting for me to pray and I was still clearing my raspy throat! It was really funny to us both. QUICKENED MEMORY: One of the ways the Lord speaks to us is bringing things back into memory that He has spoken. Before I prayed I suddenly remembered the Word Wayne had heard last ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com LEARNING TO STAND Years ago I went through a lengthy season when the Lord was teaching me to "stand" . FUNNY CONFIRMATION: My son called me into his room to look at his Spanish computer program Wayne bought him. When I came in, there was a scene where this very sleepy man in bed was being wakened by his wife. She kept saying ...
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... prior to the first printing of 101+ Ways God Speaks (And How to Hear Him) I heard the Lord say: I endorse you. Leader. When I went to the mail box I received a hilarious advertising envelope in the mail. It was addressed to me and on the outside it said, "A remarkable new book is about to be published and you Sandra Warner are in it!" (It ...
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... time to plant and a time to harvest. 3 A time to kill and a time to heal. A time to tear down and a time to rebuild. 4 A time to cry and a time to laugh. A time to grieve and a time to dance. 5 A time to scatter stones and a time to gather stones. A time to embrace and a time to turn away. 6 A time to ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com HE'S IN THE BAG FUNNY QUICKENED SONG: I was thinking about my son while at the same time singing the song Blessed be the Name of the Lord. The Lord filled my mouth, because when I came to the chorus, instead of singing, "He is our God, He is our God, He is the Lord" … I sang, " ...
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... were all at different stages of making destiny decisions about entering the Olympics. They were assigned different helpers to help them make their decisions. One person suddenly decided she wanted to enter after having previously quit. I laughed because of her sudden unexpected change that appeared impulsive. But suddenly a great sorrow filled my heart because I understood there were people in the room that would choose to say no and I understood the great regret ...
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... green pea fell down my chest and got stuck under my blouse. I stood up and pulled my blouse out to let the pea fall onto the floor. When it plopped on the floor, both of us laughed out loud. The Lord immediately reminded me of old rhema about the princess and the pea and I saw that I was wrestling with Him. ANNA RHEMA 2/9 /93: RESTING PLACE Princess. ...
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... the LORD's: but the earth has he given to the children of men. CONFIRMATION: Tonight when Wayne put me to bed he prayed and thanked the Lord that the weather obeys the Lord's voice. I started laughing and told him what I had heard, "I will obey him!" I was very excited to re-read and study this passage again, with a new perspective. This passage in yellow means that everything ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com 2/10/15 CHANGED FROM CHAMBER POTS TO VESSELS OF GLORY HEARD: Mantle. King. FUNNY: I heard the above while getting ready for bed in the bathroom and I made a comment out loud about it. Then Wayne said, Are you hearing things from the throne again? That connects with king! HEARD SONG: Everyday with Jesus is sweeter ...
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... strong perfume! The next day Ruby saw the rose on my counter and I told her it was called Double Delight. She said she had Double Delights in her yard … I just stared at her and then laughed! I had forgotten the lady had told me she had picked it from Ruby's yard! This was Ruby's rose! The Lord brought the whole Word full circle! It was a precious reminder of how our ...
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... with great expectation towards me. They had very precious round eyes and were quite cute. HEARD: The definition of a spiritual being. VISION: I saw some soy milk being poured into our crystal glass and laughed out loud when I knew the interpretation. RHEMA 5/10/14 BABY STEPS AWAY FROM MILK Do not be afraid. Look and see. Baby steps, something is moving. Understood, why? ...
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... Well it seems like it. What am I not seeing? How they fit. A bigger picture. Open up the door. vision: I saw a bullying spirit and he was threatening but it was rather funny. He was moving his mouth a mile a minute and talking and I heard only silence. The Lord closed the door on him. The Lord is shutting the mouth of lions. Daniel 6:22 ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com STRAIGHT TO THE TOP QUOTE FROM GOLF MAGAZINE [This was SO FUNNY … it reminded me of the parable of how to give a prophetic Word by swauthor.] "He has this massive detour at the top of a swing. Kind of like going to Philadelphia to NewYork, by way of Pittsburgh. The club does a figure 8 at the top of the ...
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... that. There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Do you know how many years we spent? Thirteen. 8/18/05 THE MAZE VISION Advancement. The way things dark. Burst out laughing. The door. Climax. What is this? Where' we've been all these years. I had climbed through a trap door and I saw the tops of all these flat mts like grand canyon. ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 3/14/12 WORD PICTURE OF DISCERNMENT I laughed when I saw this cartoon! This is a perfect Word picture of what it means to discern! The truth of discerning is that it HAS to go beyond words, beyond life experiences and what our human eyes and ears tell us. When a person is blind and they cant see what they are ...
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... . You have access any time. School. Key ingredient. RHEMA 10/18/10 TO GIVE HONOR TO WHOM IT IS DUE heard: Fellowship. The joy of having you here. To see you laugh brings Me delight. It lights up my whole world. HEARD: The key ingredient. There is Honor for each individual. Rom 13:7 NKJV Render therefore to all their due: taxes to whom ...
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... I opened my email to tonight's QW post, that had been held in pending. I have no idea what post is coming out when I save them on reserve a few months ahead of time. I just LAUGHED with joy! WORD TO PONDER: WHEN THE MEAT IS READY 3/03/09 I give yummy strong meat to My hungry children! Listen to it sizzle and smell the aroma as it cooks on ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 10/18/10 TO GIVE HONOR TO WHOM IT IS DUE heard: Fellowship. The joy of having you here. To see you laugh brings Me delight. It lights up my whole world. HEARD: The key ingredient. There is Honor for each individual. Rom 13:7 NKJV Render therefore to all their due: taxes to whom taxes ...
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... a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home ...
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... SONG: THE GLORY OF LOVE You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little. That's the story of, that's the glory of love. You've got to laugh a little, cry a little, until the clouds roll by a little. That's the story of, that's the glory of love. HEARD: Glue. Bonded. Floor time. I put in my ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com PRECIOUS MOMENTS: 2/13/09 Today I watched the following video and it made me laugh and giggle in delight! I had pure, raw joy in experiencing this beautiful gift. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =xSWaKBcUSjw The Lord reminded me that the stereotype in families, is usually the Dad who plays with the kids and the Mom ...
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... motion with my hand, so as to say, I dont want to be a puddle at the doctor, need to get my act together and shape up NOW! ' Immediately my tears stopped and I was laughing out loud at such a display in the car all by myself. Then I thanked Him for giving me a tender heart after past years of hardness, so now I can cry if I need to when ...
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... your feet. Just one more time. QUOTE JOYCE MEYERS: If a horse has been dead for 10 years, dismount. Go find another horse. {Every time I read that, it still makes me laugh! Joy truly comes after mourning. The secret is learning to finally let go according to God's will.} UPDATE RHEMA 10/02/08 OLD SKIN PEELED OFF PARABLE: Tonight I was watching a ...
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... /08 ABOUT CROSSING OVER HEARD: Everybody's family. VISION: I saw a wheelbarrow. It had people inside and they were crossing over the Jordan river. HEARD: I will carry you. And you shall laugh with joy to see the other side of the river. Crossing over in stages. HEARD: Release you. Landed. Join the party. The door opens. Favor. My favor is upon you. ...
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... most of all For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer; sticking little white flowers all up in her hair; "Walk beside the pony, Daddy, it's my first ride." "I know the cake looks funny, Daddy, but I sure tried." In all that I've done wrong I know I must have done something right to deserve a hug every morning and butterfly kisses at night. Sweet 16 today She's ...
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... one with a lot of patience and sincerity. As I listened to him, I knew English was not his normal language because he spoke with a deep accent. When I came out of the vision, I laughed delightedly because I remembered his size, his face, his kindness, the depth and accent of his voice. But I didnt remember one question I asked him or any of his answers. That is SO ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com PARABLE: TAKE A SECOND LOOK AND DIG DEEPER 10/17/07 HEARD: I am here to do your bidding. FUNNY: When I heard this, I knew it was an angel that was sent and available to do my bidding. I had already prayed this morning and was not sure what to do. I said, "Lord if there is ...
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... be where I met my husband. As far as that college diploma … it came 20 years after I graduated from high school. After failing a writing and piano class, (I hope some of you are laughing at the irony) I managed to graduate with a B+ average and obtain that diploma. I finally got to the goal, but I sure went through a lot of circles to get there. Just ...
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... in a ball of fluff on the driveway. Right after that my eye glanced to a sign that said, Bare Solutions. == == == = UPDATE 3/15/07 PG CAT ACTING FUNNY A friend emailed me the following that was really quickened to me about this runaway cat: " .. And about being PG.. I just finished a talk on the phone and he just said one sentence that ...
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... , one of our intercessors asked me for a piece of paper. So I tore a 2x3" piece of paper off my notepad and handed it to her and asked her if she wanted a pen! She laughed and said she hesitated to see what she would get if she said yes! On the way home from the meeting I was still chuckling about that and the Lord put it in my heart to bring her ...
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... plugged in. HEARD: And they'll be able to have fellowship. Serving Him. It's grace, grace, grace to this mountain. Be thou removed.. Only keeping you. Smile. (He is so funny! I feel like a Mt right now, and He is not removing me!) This reminded me of Word to Ponder He gave me in the past: TIME SET APART WITH ME 9/02 ...
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... sign in His creation that He is raising up for the world to see. THE RUNNIN' ROOSTER: I was talking to a friend on IM and suddenly, he changed the graphic by his name. I laughed out loud! I knew this was the Word of the Lord because Bobby Conner said that Gabriel has returned to the earth and he has running shoes on. Gabriel is the arch angel that brings announcements. ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com BRAIN TWISTER This is so funny, I had just typed a phrase that I had heard the Lord say. He said, "About these 2 notes." But instead, I accidentally typed 2 bites. Then I noticed the next entry in my journal: Let us judge nothing before its time When You send strong meat strictly Thine. Forgive us when we ...
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173. GOOD GIRL
... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com GOOD GIRL HILARIOUS: I was fixing a large salad with chunkie vegies and remembering that the Lord had asked me if I would have vegies with my meals. I looked up and cherub smiled saying, "Lord I am eating my vegetables." It was a fun moment because I knew He is so big with so much to do, and I wanted to ...
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... with friends, husband and wife, prayer partners, bosses and managers, teams of all kinds.. Have you ever met such a pair as these? Wrestling for answers to put them at ease. In heaven we laugh and cry as they turn Watching and waiting to see what they learn. In and out through the stride of their lives, Trying to find balance and settle their strife. What they don't know about this ...
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... . To help them. They need me. Missed the point. The point is to establish relationship. Communication. Toddler ministry. Listen up, I'm training you. It's a window to reveal. Not very funny. You're hurting. Behind the scenes. Not able to stretch. Broken relationships. Let others come into your life. New relationships blossom. Classes. Express yourself. Jigsaw. Hold hands. Circle of ...
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... more time, I said, "PLLLLEEEEEASE Lord?" VISION: I saw the lines in a frownie face. The lines were being redrawn from the lips going down, to upwards in a smile. I laughed out loud and said Goodnight! WORD TO PONDER: I WILL TURN YOUR FROWNS UP I AM going to turn you right side up. One day, those frownie faces that do not become you shall turn ...
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... want to look down. I very carefully placed one foot on each rung. When I got to the top I threw myself over the edge and just laid there totally spent. When I awakened my tummy felt funny. The dream was so real it was as though I had actually just climbed that ladder. == == == == == == SANDY WORD VOCABULARY: I have had many dreams ...
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... wondered if it would reach very many fish. Then she let go and I was practicing back and forth. My movement was stilted like a puppet on strings or a robot. I was doing it in this funny movement on purpose, with a smile plastered on my face as though to say this 60 thing is getting very boring; back and forth, back and forth, never changing! I felt that I would ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com OUR WAY IS MARKED 8/27/03 HEARD: The way is well marked. Come watch with Me. Canopy. FUNNY BLOOPER: Instead of typing in the word, "HEARD" I accidentally pressed paste instead. I had been working on some quotes about a pioneer movie I saw and the word pioneer was in the clipboard memory of my computer. ...
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... tongues and held onto her feet. Both of us physically felt the Lord's Presence and I was having a difficult time in standing up. We had great joy and were anything but religious. In fact we were laughing uproariously. We wondered what would happen if a "for real" Pastor walked in and saw our non religious shenanigans. I frankly didn't know when to let go of her feet, but finally I knew ...
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... pregnant. HEARD: Graduate. It's time. In their shells. Come out of your closet. VISION: I saw someone displaying the palms of their hands and saying, "Ta Da!" HEARD: Funny youngsters. Never know what they'll do. VISION: I saw a person completely enclosed in white armor holding a long white pole. He suddenly charged forward on a white horse. == == = ...
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... == == == == == == VISION: I saw a pastor's foot inserted into a bridal shoe. It was made out of white satin with pearls on top. It looked quite funny to me as his foot was so big. However the shoe did fit him perfectly. == == == == == == DREAM: I went to JC Pennys to try on ...
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... had never done this before, but something prompted me to turn it over and see what was printed on the back side. My eyeballs about popped out of my head. What was printed on the back was hilarious. It was an ad for a magazine I had set. It was literally a half page of solid faces, nothing but faces! == == == == == == I ...
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... 9 /03 PARABLE OF BAGHDAD FALLING TODAY Today was the day our troops rolled into Baghdad and the UN ambassador said the game is over. People came out to the streets, danced, cheered, whistled, laughed, chanted, and rejoiced over the fall of Saddam's regime. DIVINE TIMING CONFIRMATION: Today the following Ears2Hear came out: I posted these on InJesus last March. {Ears 2 Hear} MAINTAIN YOUR GROUND ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com The Power of Blessing RHEMA 1/17/03 FUNNY WARFARE DREAM: I looked down at my foot and it had been sliced in half and so had my leg. I tried to call an ambulance and they finally came and got me. They put me in this prison and as I looked at who was there in the prison room, it was full ...
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... water and very dry. As I was thinking about it I saw PIX: I saw a picture of the California raisin. Then I saw his tummy pop out like a fresh green grape. It was very funny. The scripture about restitution of all things means to reconstitute by adding water. Acts 3:20-21 KJV And he shall send Jesus Christ, which before was preached unto you: 21 Whom the heaven must ...
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... what? (including how? why? when?); but also exclamation, what! (including how!), or indefinitely what (including whatever, and even relatively, that which) . I laugh when I read those questions! Those questions are the very nature of manna! That is exactly what we go through in receiving the Words of the Lord. Notice what the New Testament promises about manna: ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com God's Power Buzzed Hand RHEMA 7/20/99: HILARIOUS CONFIRMATION While I was reading last night's rhema and typing the following Word to Ponder, I could feel His tangible Presence surging through my blood. After I typed this Word to Ponder, I was re-reading it and heard, "It's coming." At that exact moment I felt a burst of His ...
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... ." Frustrated, he said, "Lord, after my asking all this time and You didn't answer, then You finally answer, and you say THIS?" "What does THAT mean?" I laughed when I heard this, because that sounded so much like God! Through time and revelation, he understood that God would build His government, and did not want the intercessors isolated, but under the covering ...
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... a duck. Now this walking/talking/singing box had a point and it was that the Lord was not sending superstars but He was sending the no-name-faceless people to the world with His good news. We laughed all the way through worship, but the point was made and it's one of those things that after seeing, you never forget. Finally it got too hot under there, and with help, he took ...
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... : Literally Holding Him Up HEARD: Grace at the ruined foundations. Spiritually delivered. Transformed by the power of God. It's a new beginning. More power. Incredible. I don't think I can stand. FUNNY EXPERIENCE: Anna & I were teamed up on the ministry team together. We ministered to a red-haired man whom the Lord revealed through my prayer that he was a special chosen one. The more we prayed ...
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... had heard about the 11:11 message, we had a fun confirmation to the above story. Sonshine said, "Hey look!!! Our clock says 11:11!!!" I started laughing, and said, "I gotta write this down!" Sonshine, knowing nothing about 11:11 asked me, "Why? Is that another parable?" (I am always noticing allegorical parables ...
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... Sandy Warner ~ ~ swauthor777@usa.net ~ ~ www.thequickenedword.com RHEMA 6/22/97: THE SHIPS HAVE ARRIVED! HEARD: Exposed. Harvest. VISION: I saw a very funny vision. There was a group of water ballerinas doing water ballet in the water. They had just gone under water and were turning themselves around under the water. The one closest to me opened her eyes under water and then she ...
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... outlive: 2. To live or persist through: plants that can survive frosts. [I was thinking about Him dressing us up in romantic attire for the dinner table.] HEARD: Do you think that's funny? There is no man. I AM a Man. Your Head. Do you see what I mean? There's a difference between the head and the oil. INTERP: Jesus is the Head, the ...
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... stay fresh for the next day and didn't have any sack big enough, without cutting the bread. So, I got out a giant 33 gallon clear plastic garbage sack and wrapped the bread in it. We laughed about the sack, but it worked and the bread stayed wonderfully fresh for the next night's meal. In 30 years of cooking, I have never put bread in a giant sack before.. And then the above ...
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... Holy Spirit, and they spoke the word of God with boldness. Luke 6:21 Blessed are you that hunger now: for you shall be filled. Blessed are you that weep now: for you shall laugh. John 2:7 Jesus said unto them, Fill the water pots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. 2/17/18 FEEDING THE CHILDREN – FILL UP YOUR GAS ...
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... man. I am amazed. I had been praying for a new game to play at night, so based on your vision I have downloaded the app and am in the middle of the game. I am laughing at this!! God is amazing. I had figured out how to do runs and duplicates and was putting them down. Then suddenly after several turns suddenly all my runs and duplicates were CHANGED on the ...
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... for food, it was very important. After the troop had passed by, I saw a pile of seemingly meaningless trinkets that had been discarded or passed by because they did not appear to have value. I laughed as I saw the pile! I saw a tiny postage stamp in the pile and knew it was what a saint had earnestly prayed for and needed. This seemingly worthless piece of paper would open a great ...
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... == = 2/02/15 MATURITY – LEARNING HOW TO UNPACK NUGGETS Vision: I saw something that was leaning, begin to stand up straight. Heard: I went to the website and found something funny that I had not read in a while. Compressed picture. When the Lord gives us His Word, often it is compressed and in order to more fully understand it, we have to unpack it. ...
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... hand was on the back of his back. The power suddenly hit and my hand was pounding his back. Still under the power I apologized and he said, IT FEELS GREAT, KEEP DOING IT! I laughed because there was not a whole lot I could do to stop it unless I walked away and stopped praying. That was a powerful night in the Lord. With practice, I learned how to impart and loose ...
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